what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead
hey, tandem?
I’m out for the evening
ok i’ll wait
Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created
no
its like marine biology Jackass
i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”
To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.
He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause
He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.
The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.
do kids these days know abt numa numa
do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”
do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG
do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65
DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?
I have crossed the horizon to find you
Moana (2016) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker
Breakfast shenanigans with Sheik (full version)
OMG
alola pichu and pikachu wanna learn to surf just as good as their big bro
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